That last post actually gave me an idea: I thought I'd better introduce myself with some likes and dislikes.
Likes:
+ Pizza. Hello, staple-food.
+ Sweet boats (except super-fast speedboats that break apart when they mess up and hit the water wrong).
+ Jewish women because they are like among the highest evolved forms of sexy (if not the pinnacle. See my last post, too).
+ Tea because I'm pretend-British
+ British comedy that doesn't involve fecal matter or urine or toilets (which leaves out most of it)
+ Jet Packs - I don't need to explain this one, right?
+ Vodka. I'm pretty sure there's some fantastical Prometheus-y creation myth for vodka. Or I'll just have to write my own.
+ Scotch. For whenever I'm feeling 40+ years of age.
+ Guitars because little in life is better than wailing on your sweet guitar.
+ Early Times. I think they named it that because it is awesome for when you have to wake up super-early.
Dislikes:
- How my favourite characters ALWAYS die in films!!! I swear, this drives me nuts. Not one favourite is spared. bah. Maybe I'll just re-direct all those films with the copious amounts of time I have in med school on surgery rotation.
- Sitting down with a philosophy book I think will be sweet (in the rad kind of way) and life-altering only to find out I can't understand why the translator couldn't make it simpler (and with crayon pictures so I can understand it better)
- This whole "in your league" thing when it comes to dating. Seriously. Women took that and ran with it. To the moon. Thanks for ruining my dating life.
- The British accent (only when it comes to dating though, because I can't compete with that, man. Much less against the Australian accent).
- Zombies. I honestly dream of zombies every once in a while (it used to be every month, but now it's sort of like 6 or so times a year). Not only are they non-sexy, they're my least favourite monster-thing. Blerg.
cheers, kids. I'm pretty sure this blog will become serious at some point. And then have a bunch of non-serious posts in it.
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