Saturday, May 15, 2010

Getting To Know You Better

That last post actually gave me an idea: I thought I'd better introduce myself with some likes and dislikes.

Likes:
+ Pizza.  Hello, staple-food.
+ Sweet boats (except super-fast speedboats that break apart when they mess up and hit the water wrong).
+ Jewish women because they are like among the highest evolved forms of sexy (if not the pinnacle.  See my last post, too).
+ Tea because I'm pretend-British
+ British comedy that doesn't involve fecal matter or urine or toilets (which leaves out most of it)
+ Jet Packs - I don't need to explain this one, right?
+ Vodka.  I'm pretty sure there's some fantastical Prometheus-y creation myth for vodka.  Or I'll just have to write my own.
+ Scotch.  For whenever I'm feeling 40+ years of age.
+ Guitars because little in life is better than wailing on your sweet guitar.
+ Early Times.  I think they named it that because it is awesome for when you have to wake up super-early.

Dislikes:
- How my favourite characters ALWAYS die in films!!!  I swear, this drives me nuts.  Not one favourite is spared.  bah.  Maybe I'll just re-direct all those films with the copious amounts of time I have in med school on surgery rotation.

- Sitting down with a philosophy book I think will be sweet (in the rad kind of way) and life-altering only to find out I can't understand why the translator couldn't make it simpler (and with crayon pictures so I can understand it better)

- This whole "in your league" thing when it comes to dating.  Seriously.  Women took that and ran with it.  To the moon.  Thanks for ruining my dating life.

- The British accent (only when it comes to dating though, because I can't compete with that, man.  Much less against the Australian accent).

- Zombies. I honestly dream of zombies every once in a while (it used to be every month, but now it's sort of like 6 or so times a year).  Not only are they non-sexy, they're my least favourite monster-thing.  Blerg.

cheers, kids.  I'm pretty sure this blog will become serious at some point.  And then have a bunch of non-serious posts in it.

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