Winning Plans to Save Money During Medical School

FAFSA: Completed
Undergraduate Debt: It's still there!
Plans to Save Money During Medical School: In Progress..

Well, with med school coming up and undergrad loans still being paid off, I decided to compile a list of ways to help with money during medical school:

1. Forget spending money on detergent, I'm going to beat my clothes on a rock in the middle of a river.

2. Whenever there is free food ANYWHERE, I'll take it and if anyone stops me I'll say "Don't worry, I work here. You know, upstairs." Or growl ravenously.

3. OR: Eat what I grow on Farmville.

4. Sell my car, lose weight, and travel by human-powered glider.

5. Use my oil paints to make absurd, splattery messes and sell them as "prized work from an inspired, visionary Dutch artist."

6. As for electric bills: I'll hook up everything to my racing bike: by the end of the year I'll weigh 0 pounds but have a bill of $0.00. Success. Sort of.

7. Stress out a little extra so the hair I lose from it will save me money on haircuts.

Or I guess I could live okay during med school and land a practice in interventional neurodermatoradiopathology.